Extra hands is not a turn-on:
Always wear attire appropriate for the situation:
Don't doubt the leprechaun:
Never let your girlfriend see you getting slapped around by the fat lady from the circus:
As a general rule, you should not let her see the snake in your trousers while dancing:
The robot body just makes her think of all the oil you'll need over the next few decades:
Don't date beatniks:
Don't insult her favorite singer:
But have no fear, if you follow Jimmy Olsen's tips, you'll have the hottest tomatoes battling for your attention:
And even that one special dame will finally appreciate you:
